More Facebook

I have now found out that Facebook is a shorthand version of a blog. Why writes hundreds of words of nonsense when it can be said only with few words: “I just had a cup of coffee and two cookies.”

I am not gonna be one of these suckers, but I guess I should write something on my wall. Many of these people haven’t heard from me in ages so I must make myself a little bit more interesting than they are. I have to remember to keep it short; people don’t bother reading anything longer than two lines. I have my plan for next week’s Facebook diary ready:

Monday: After work I went bear-hunting, shot only a baby-bear.

Tuesday: I challenged my boss in Russian roulette. Guess who lost!

Wednesday: Didn’t have change for a bus ticket, had to rob my village post office.

Thursday: Late for Scientology meeting, gotta go!

Friday: Yippee, it is the weekly swinger club evening!

Saturday: Yippee, it is the weekly S/M evening!

Sunday: Village priest sick, I had to step in and make the sermon.