tirsdag den 10. marts 2009

Measuring my husband

“Well honey, I promised to put the result of your equipment on my blog today.”

“If you do that, I will divorce you and leave you penniless.”

“I am already penniless.”

“Then I am going to tell everybody about your hanging breasts and your nude walking.”

“Everybody knows.”

“Okay, then I will tell your boss, your mom and my family about your blog.”

“Shit!”

PS. If my husband divorces me, I will get married with this guy. Yesterday I went to buy a Kundera book and what happened? I came out of the bookstore with no Kundera but with three Pamuk books. Is this love or what?

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