I have often wondered what the meaning of life is. It can’t be just working, eating and singing in the shower. There must simply be more to it. So I asked God:”Dear God, what is the meaning of life? Why am I on this earth?”
“All people have an assignment to carry out for me” God responds.
“And what is my assignment then?”
“People get assignments after their capabilities. You are a simple person; you cannot handle anything too complicated. Let’s say that your assignment is mocking Bernadette Chirac.”
Okay, I settle with that and stop searching for any deeper meaning with my life. If God sa
ys I am here to make fun of Bernadette, let that be so. But some time ago Satan came to me and whispered:
ys I am here to make fun of Bernadette, let that be so. But some time ago Satan came to me and whispered: “I think God has mistaken, you are an intelligent and smart person. You deserve better, don’t get settled with Mrs. Jacques Chirac. I have a better person for you to mock, what do you say about Naser Khader?”
Dear God, Satan is really tempting me big time.
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