Bowling

For some time I have been totally bored and wondering if I should do something else for living. And now I know what, BOWLING. This is my call, I am quite sure of it. I went bowling yesterday, and even if I only have bowled maybe 5 times in my life, I won easily over the 4 suckers I was bowling with.

I just have to get used to the bowling environment; being surrounded by overweight beer-bellies and learn to ignore the smell of people’s shoes and the stinking French fries.

To start with I need a sponsor. I am sure they will stand in queue when I show people the video demonstrating my victory dance every time I got a strike. Even the 4 crying suckers were smiling, together with the beer-bellies.