Life at the office 2

If you wonder how I get by my boring days at office, well, I try to solve a lot of real and imaginary problems. The other day I came up with a wonderful business opportunity for Mademoiselle A, a Tic Tac addict, and always a little short of money. She was going to this big techno party and I told her to pack her Tic Tacs in small individual plastic bags and around 02.00 am begin to sell them as ecstasy. Nobody will notice that they are just Tic Tacs, everybody is by then so drunk and wasted. And if she gets arrested, she will only be convicted for fraud, not for drug trafficking.

Today’s problem is Michel Houellebecq. Boy isn’t he weird. I am very anxious to meet weird people so if God hears this (he normally ignores my spam, just like my husband) and arranges a meeting with Houellebecq, I am wondering what on earth I am going to talk with him about. Does he still smoke Camel? Then I know a very funny joke with the cigarette package;“How do you know if the camel on the package is male or female?” I love it, it is witty and frisky; it should lighten him up a little bit.

I stick to this plan, a problem solved again. Back to work, or finding more problems to solve?