Eye surgery

A couple of my friends have had a laser eye surgery with great success. I am also thinking about this, but being a border case, I don’t know if I should or should not. I manage to find my way to work without my glasses, but I don’t see all the trash along the sidewalk. It is also quite expensive but I have started saving up, until now I already have 500 kr in that account. I am only missing the remaining 25.000 kr.

But this seems to be a vicious circle. If I get my eyes operated, then in the morning I can see in the mirror all too clearly how my breasts are hanging after breastfeeding two children too long. Maybe I should get my breasts lifted up instead? But if I get my breasts done, then I get to see my belly and that definitely needs liposuction. The stomach gone and looking down I can see the cellulites on my thighs. I should really do something about that. Stomach I can hide in one-piece swimming suit, but the tights require my wetsuit (which has disappeared). The cellulites gone from my thighs I would probably start staring at my legs in general and see that my feet desperately long for pedicure. They look like I have crossed Sahara barefooted, and to be honest, it is a while ago they got any treatment. Well, pedicure only costs 500 kr, which I have, so I will book time for that instead.

At pedicure the food therapist looks at my feet disgusted and asks:
“Did you climb on top of Mount Everest barefooted?”
Ashamed I respond “No, I crossed the Sahara”.
"Can’t you see how awful your feet look like?”
I lie and say “No, I can’t really see that”.
“Really ? Have you thought about eye surgery ?”