Birthday, one day to go

I have invited my in-laws for dinner tomorrow, so now I will get:
- 2 boxes of old chocolate
- 2 ugly bouquets of extremely ugly flowers
- “Happy Birthday, wife” and “Happy Birthday, Lotta”

Lotta was my husband’s previous girlfriend before I came along and ruined his life. My in-laws calling me Lotta used to provoke me enormously, but now I am in the game with different variations;

“Thanks Mao & Jiang Quing”
“Thank you so much Adolf & Eva”
“Good night Joseph & Natasha”
“See you soon, Saddam & Sajida”



PS. Even everybody forgets my birthday, I always remember my mother-in-law’s. It is the April 20th, the same as Adolf Hitler’s.