My boss at the office:
“In these times of financial crisis, please don’t use your company credit card unnecessarily. If you feel like spending, use your private credit card instead. And remember, no champagne from the hotel minibar.”
When I arrived at the hotel, there was no champagne in the minibar. Obviously my boss didn’t trust me and had asked the hotel the remove the champagne from my room.
My husband at home:
“In these times of financial crisis, please don’t use your credit card unnecessarily. If you feel like spending, use your company credit card instead. And remember, no new perfumes.”
I apparently need a third, home and work neutral credit card. Where are you rich, blind lover?
PS. I found a fantastic perfume from Moschino’s “Cheap and chic” series. Where the hell does the word “CHEAP” come from? It is just as misleading as calling me a thin Asiatic man. But I paid the perfume in cash, my husband will never know.
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