New hetero guy

We have a new hetero guy at work and it only took me three days to make him completely embarrassed. It started with a colleague telling during the lunch that she was invited to a masquerade at ANALIENBORG. I suggested that she would dress up as a dildo and then I demonstrated how she should move around.

This morning I had ice cold hands and I just had to put them on somebody’s bare stomach, this is an urge I was born with. No, I didn’t choose the hetero guy, I chose Heaven sitting just in front of him. Heaven screamed of lesbian pleasure, and then we went on discussing Ang Lee’s failed film, Lust Caution. How the only good thing were the erotic scenes, very advanced erotic scenes. Oh Tony Leung, we would very much like to try these advanced positions with you.

The hetero guy fainted.