Compliments

I hardly ever get compliments, or…? My big brother wondered why my thighs aren’t that big me being so fat. I can’t figure out if this is a compliment or an insult.

But while in Stockholm, I was having dinner with a guy in a romantic cave restaurant in the old town. In the candle light the guy looked at me deeply in the eyes and said that I had truly beautiful eyes. I buy that one, totally.

I just wish the guy hadn’t been a 60 year old French gay guy.