No, it wasn’t my mother-in-law who said it. When I am funny she lifts her eyebrows and asks loudly if I am drunk.
Still, the weirdest couples, the most wonderful duets…
mandag den 30. november 2009
tirsdag den 10. november 2009
Money for nothing……and chicks for free?
I have spent 2000 kr for vaccinations and malaria pills today, and I haven’t even left the country yet! I am so mad, and I let my Jewish boy feel my anger.
My Jewish boy is a pharmacist, he is very aware of the medical costs and also of my economic situation being always interested in what kind of shoes I have been buying lately. So I wrote him today that he should have warned me about the cost of the medical preparations for my Africa voyage. And I told him that knowing this, he should have given me the choice of choosing between the expensive dinner or taking the money he spent at the restaurant in cash instead. If I had known the vaccinations being a total rip off, I could have settled with eating a Big Mac and kept the 200 Euros for myself.
Gerald, adorable!!!!
My Jewish boy is a pharmacist, he is very aware of the medical costs and also of my economic situation being always interested in what kind of shoes I have been buying lately. So I wrote him today that he should have warned me about the cost of the medical preparations for my Africa voyage. And I told him that knowing this, he should have given me the choice of choosing between the expensive dinner or taking the money he spent at the restaurant in cash instead. If I had known the vaccinations being a total rip off, I could have settled with eating a Big Mac and kept the 200 Euros for myself.
Gerald, adorable!!!!
mandag den 9. november 2009
lørdag den 7. november 2009
Paris, la ville de l’amour or 4 reasons to go out with younger men
1) In attempt to impress the older woman, the young boy will take you to a very fancy and expensive restaurant.
2) If you ask the young boy to bring you a Statue of liberty from New York, he won’t for one second wonder why, but just do as you ask. If a lady wants a Statue of liberty, she is going to get a Statue of liberty! My son is also a young boy and he won’t for one second wonder why I bring him a Statue of liberty from Paris.
3) Young boys are tenacious. Even if he has just arrived from NYC in the morning, been at work the whole day and not slept in 24 hours, he will keep you company as long as you wish to profit his Carte Bleue.
4) You can be as serious or weird as you want, it will only be considered as funny. Though I wish that my Jewish boy for once would take me seriously when I ask him to fix me up with one of his quite wealthy uncles. I realized that the sweet Olivier after all isn’t the love of my life, but I am quite sure one of his uncles is.
PS. Is is totally impolite to ask a guy to define "quite" wealthy?
2) If you ask the young boy to bring you a Statue of liberty from New York, he won’t for one second wonder why, but just do as you ask. If a lady wants a Statue of liberty, she is going to get a Statue of liberty! My son is also a young boy and he won’t for one second wonder why I bring him a Statue of liberty from Paris.
3) Young boys are tenacious. Even if he has just arrived from NYC in the morning, been at work the whole day and not slept in 24 hours, he will keep you company as long as you wish to profit his Carte Bleue.
4) You can be as serious or weird as you want, it will only be considered as funny. Though I wish that my Jewish boy for once would take me seriously when I ask him to fix me up with one of his quite wealthy uncles. I realized that the sweet Olivier after all isn’t the love of my life, but I am quite sure one of his uncles is.
PS. Is is totally impolite to ask a guy to define "quite" wealthy?
søndag den 1. november 2009
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