In the mood for murder

I was very close to committing a murder today. Every Saturday when I take my daughter to horse back riding, I have to listen to this awful woman and I just feel like killing her. Half of the time she screams at her totally frightened and crying daughter, and the other half she babbles without a pause and makes me crazy. I try to ignore her, but she just keeps on babbling. How she wants to buy a horse for the whole family as she also used to ride when she was younger. I said to her that then she should buy the tiny little pony her daughter is riding, a real family horse. As this awful woman weighs about 300 kilos, the same as the pony, I couldn’t help laughing when imagining her on the horse.

But she just didn’t get it, she asked if the pony really was for sale! I was just going to strangle her, but then my daughter’s horse threw her off in full gallop. Now I had to go and kill my daughter’s horse instead. When trying to strangle the beast the instructor told me that I have to pay 100.000 kr if it dies, well, couldn’t see that on my bank account so I let go.

And it is good that I didn’t kill the awful woman either. It is comforting to know that there is at least one person fatter than me in Denmark.