Yes, exactly, I stop now. We are living year 2009 and technology has solved women’s problems. We don’t have to menstruate, even my PMS is a 365 days a year phenomenon. And we don’t need to live without sex, no matter if you are single, married or a nun.
My sex-toy expert of a friend took me shopping as she promised, and I was so impressed of her knowledge that I have started renting her out to my other female friends. She could tell advantages and disadvantages of every single model in the market. I would like to see her closet! I would also like to see her trying to convince the airport security that her “travel size one” isn’t a bomb.
My husband was quite amused of my little toy and asked if it really could replace him. “Well honey, this one works on Duracell, you on the contrary, hmm, I would say IKEA batteries...”
My sex-toy expert of a friend took me shopping as she promised, and I was so impressed of her knowledge that I have started renting her out to my other female friends. She could tell advantages and disadvantages of every single model in the market. I would like to see her closet! I would also like to see her trying to convince the airport security that her “travel size one” isn’t a bomb.
My husband was quite amused of my little toy and asked if it really could replace him. “Well honey, this one works on Duracell, you on the contrary, hmm, I would say IKEA batteries...”

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