I am innocent (almost)

Before you people turn your backs on me, I have to tell that despite my many encounters with police force, I have never been convicted, and I don’t even have a criminal register. That the police drove me home, was because I needed a lift home (the guy who was supposed to bring me, stayed at the police station, I think).

I have never been caught. Not when covering my teachers’ houses with toilet paper, putting “For sale” signs in front of my school, hitting scissors in my big brother’s arm, staying illegally in several countries, working illegally in almost as many countries, smuggling liquor or smoking hash. Not even for my racist remarks about Danes, and how hard can that be?



PS. This is how it looked like when I showed my affection to my teachers. And despite this, the poor physics teacher kept whispering me the exam assignments...