Houston, we have a problem

I have loads of work, but I just cannot concentrate! I have fallen in a nostalgic pocket, thinking about all the funny and embarrassing things from my past. All my encounters with police force, in many different countries. Never been to jail though. Even a certain police officer in a small village in Greece loved to come by my office and threaten to put me in jail as I obviously didn’t have a working permit.

He didn’t put me to jail. Neither did the Cuban police after I was a little bit large in my mouth, nor the Moroccan police after driving without driver’s license (more than once). And Italian police just shouted if my car was a bus as I was driving in area strictly reserved for buses.

But I have been to many police stations in my life. And once I got a ride home in a police car, my mom was very proud of me.