Anything coming up right now can always be excused by 120 hours sleep deficit. Having spent last week endless hours in Parisian nightlife, I now have two new reasons why any woman should become lesbian in addition to the well known 1000 reasons covering all the male disadvantages (1. Men are pigs, 2. Men are inconsiderate, 3. Men are lazy, 4. Men are selfish, 5. Men are unromantic, 6. Men are depressing etc etc etc).
The two new reasons:
1001. Nadia, or women simply smell better.
After dancing for hours with sweaty French guys it was a total relief to dance with the sweet Nadia, smelling like garden of Eden. Oh Nadia, so funny, so beautiful…
1002. Audrey, or there is maybe better chance amongst women.
Coming to the conclusion that there is no need to give up romance just because guys are not interested, I agreed to go to a lesbian bar with my lesbian friend. While I was observing the fact that lesbians can roughly be categorized in two groups, beautiful feminine girls and ugly masculine girls, in came Audrey, simply the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. Being quite affected by Coke light (or something similar) at 03.00 clock in the morning, I invited this goddess to dance. While we were dancing, I couldn’t help noticing the pattern amongst the dancing couples; always a beautiful feminine girl dancing with an ugly masculine girl. As I was dancing with Audrey who was definitely the feminine and beautiful one, that makes me, hm…
Well, that explains my lacking success amongst men!
Anything coming up right now can always be excused by 120 hours sleep deficit. Having spent last week endless hours in Parisian nightlife, I now have two new reasons why any woman should become lesbian in addition to the well known 1000 reasons covering all the male disadvantages (1. Men are pigs, 2. Men are inconsiderate, 3. Men are lazy, 4. Men are selfish, 5. Men are unromantic, 6. Men are depressing etc etc etc).
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