Facebook and old acquaintances

I am not obviously the only one not having a life and looking for old lovers on Facebook. I just got a mail from Tennant the time-traveller, the boyfriend I found in bed with another girl once. Time-traveller? Yes, he always used to say that if I ever got pregnant, we should get married. Being only 20 years old I found this totally weird and figured out that he must have been Austen’s Mr Darcy who accidentally had landed on 20th century thinking this was the way it still works.

Tennant the time-traveller wondered if I remembered him. Obviously he is suffering from a severe memory loss; I guess if a boyfriend had found me in bed with another guy, I would remember this rest of my life.

What can I answer to him? I am considering two possibilities:

“If I remember? I am quite sure you don’t remember. I am not one of those girls you cheated your girlfriend with. I am the girlfriend you cheated on!”

Or

“Hm, doesn’t really ring a bell. Or maybe a little bit anyway, I guess you are one of the billion boyfriends I have found in bed with another girl. Am I getting close?”