How to become a billionaire

I have a plan. I will never need to put my feet in the office again and I will live happily ever after. The tricky part is that I need my husband’s help and he doesn’t believe in my plan (reason 1003 to become lesbian).

My husband works for a big international hotel chain with a huge potential network of influencal people. If he now becomes buddies with the person in charge for the global room decoration and gets this person to buy my paintings to all hotels, my economic troubles are over.

78.000 rooms worldwide, a friendly price of 1500 Euros per painting, that makes 117.000.000 Euros.

Maybe the final result of 117.000.000 Euros can change his “In the name of God, I could never promote your pornographic paintings of naked women!” to “Who wouldn’t buy your sensual paintings of beautiful women?”



(Where's my Strawberry Margarita?)