Help!

No money for liposuction, no time to go to hairdresser and no burka to find anywhere. I am really in trouble for Thursday’s date with Mr P. Or am I…? I guess I can always change our dinner reservation from Custom House to Dark Waiter (the restaurant where you dine in complete darkness).

So I won’t pick up Mr P at the hotel as I promised but meet him at the restaurant; he will never see me. PERFECT!



Ideal place for a blind date.