onsdag den 22. april 2009

Happy Birthday, Hitler!

Once a year, April 20.th, I call my mother-in-law. So last Monday I picked up the phone:

“Happy birthday, mother-in-law.”

“Deer (no, she didn’t’ mean dear), you remembered, how considerate of you.”

“Hard to forget, the Nazis are celebrating on the streets. Remember, it is your soul mate Adolf Hitler’s birthday, too.”

“Yes, Adolf was very successful in getting rid of the Jews. Or were the Jews just easy to get rid of? Maybe they weren’t resistant, like you?”

“Well, nobody can blame you for not trying hard with your poisonous tongue and with your even more poisonous food.”

“Someone is knocking on the door, gotta go, deer.”

“Must be the bomb, I mean the flowers I ordered for you. Have an explosive birthday!”


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