Everton ready for FA cup final (and I don't really give a shit)

I don’t have many qualifications, but this is something I could manage:
Assistant referee in football.

How hard can that be? Looks very simple and easy, standing there and flirting with the players, from time to time lifting your right arm with the flag. I will now try to find a job in the Spanish league, and then Iker, I will let no one get close to you goal!