Gay guys

That Tom Cruise is gay and attends sex orgies with male aliens, that I am very sure of. I am just as sure about this as about the fact that I will never receive Nobel prize in literature (I have hope for getting a Cesar one day, but the Nobel Academy told me that there will NEVER be a category called pornographic kitsch).

But did you know that Michel Houellebecq is also gay? I was wondering about his hostile attitude towards women, and now I know that it is because of his homosexuality. Not that gays automatically are hostile towards women, in fact the only men who find me funny and charming are gay guys. But everyone reading Houellebecq knows that he has some unsolved women issues, and this is obviously because of his homosexuality.

Proof? In his book “Extension du domaine de la lutte” the main character, a man, describes a woman he meets, Catherine, with following words:
« Elle n’est vraiment pas très jolie. En plus des dents gatées elle a des cheveux ternes.... »

A hetero guy might very well comment that a girl is ugly, has crooked teeth, but he would NEVER describe a girl’s hair to be dim (glansløst, hohdoton). This is a gay thing. I have known many gays in my life, and they are the only men talking about hair like a L’Oreal ad.

Because they are worth it.