In 2009:
- I will stop reciting Puccini for my son’s friends. They don’t think Mimi’s death scene is tragic but comic.
- I will stop hating TV2. I simply won’t acknowledge it as a TV channel anymore (just like I don’t acknowledge TV3, 3*, Kanal 5 etc being TV channels).
- I will start hating chocolate.
- I will stop embarrassing the kids in front of their friends asking them questions about their girl/boy friends, and if they have done a lot of kissing at school. I will stop insinuations as “What son, don’t you have a girlfriend? Maybe you are gay; do you have a boyfriend instead?”
(Poor kids, but this is entirely the school psychologist’s fault. We parents were forced to go to a lecture where he told us that we are not supposed to ask our children these kinds of questions. It really pissed me off him telling me what to do, and now the kids are paying the price.)
- I will start charging for my kids’ friends eating dinner at our house. They all have rich parents, what the heck they always eat my food for free?
- No matter how much rage there is in my head, I will remain cool and calm like Lady Marjorie Bellamy (remember, Upstairs, downstairs).
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