Duck Soup

I don’t know if Marx Brothers are just very primitive, but they make me laugh…

Firefly: Not that I care, but where is your husband?

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Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead.

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Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse.

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Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end.

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Firefly: Hmmph. No wonder he passed away.
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Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him.

Firefly: Oh, I see. Then, it was murder. Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.

Mrs. Teasdale: He left me his entire fortune.

Firefly: Is that so? Can't you see what I'm trying to tell you? I love you.

Mrs. Teasdale: Oh, your Excellency!

Firefly: You're not so bad yourself.