Selling husbands ….

…wasn’t that easy. I put an ad “Lazy middle-aged husband for sale” on internet, nobody reacted. Then I substituted “lazy middle-aged” with “Black Jewish” and right away I got many interested buyers.

Now I just wait and see who is willing to pay most, Hitlerjugend or Ku Klux Klan. I guess I have to circumcise my husband before sending him over to his new masters, but the black part… Hm, I just write No return right.