The way getting things done at the office

My phone headset hasn’t been working for weeks; these kind of technical problems really annoy me as I have no interest in getting involved with cords and codes, it is a man thing (I am sure that all the cordless inventions are thanks to women). The hetero guy has tried to look at it, but without results. Finally last week I got so tired of not having the head set that I used the last possible mean to get it fixed; I told the hetero guy I would agree to have sex with him if he fixed the phone. HE FIXED IT.

I am not going to the company Christmas party, hell no.
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