Wedding vows

I read something funny but so true the other day:
Un homme drôle a déjà parcouru une bonne moitié du chemin. C'est bien connu: Femme qui rit à moitié dans son lit!

If I ever marry again (my husband might want to divorce me one day and I might be stupid enough to make the same mistake twice), I will rewrite the wedding vows better to match my needs. Instead of asking the guy:

“Will you love, respect and honour her through good times and bad times as long as you both shall live”,

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he must take a stand on:

“Will you make her laugh every single day through good times and bad times as long as you both shall live”.

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