Knowing people in right places

I am not really afraid of NEC arresting me, I know the chief of NEC quite well, and I am sure he would risk his career to get me out of trouble. But if he really risks his career, my crime better be a good one, not just getting involved with a young boy of 35 years.

Why I know the chief of NEC? Because I am often knocking at his door with my son. Why am I bringing my son along? Because my son has a weird way of showing his love, the offer often being the daughter of the chief of NEC. So I force my son to write letters of apology, which the chief of NEC is quite impressed of. And he would of course never let me go to jail, how could he live without the entertainment value of our visits?