Auchhhh....

Try to tell a joke to 200 people; it is not sure at all they will laugh. But fall on your butt in attempt to run backwards, and all the 200 suckers will certainly laugh. I don’t know why I volunteered to play “Høvdingebold - adults against children” at the school party, but I know that my butt really hurts.

What do I care that everybody laughed, as thanks I also teached the audience some very important Finnish words. But what pisses me off, is that my butt hurts so bad that I cannot sit down. Thank God I have an adjustable desk at the office and I can stand up, but what am I going to do tonight during the dinner with Mr P? I cannot dine sitting down, I must lie down. But there aren’t any restaurants with divan dining in Copenhagen; I guess the only solution is room service at Mr P’s hotel. And I am in fact very trained in lying on Mr P’s bed, this used to be my favorite occupation when I was 18 (LISTENING TO MUSIC!!). It will be fun to see if lying on Mr P’s bed is like riding a bike; if you once have learned it, you never forget how to do it.