JB is an endless inspiration for my blog. He made a list “Reasons why you didn’t have sex”, and came up with over 60 different ones (this list is so funny that reading it should be obligatory treatment for any depression at psychiatric institutions). Quite impressing. I can only think of 4 on my own behalf:1. The guy was not interested.
2. The guy was too thick-headed to understand I was interested.
3. After closer encounter the guy turned out be extremely stupid (no, we women don’t go after looks but after wit, George Clooney just happens to have both).
4. I was too married.
His blog was inspired of an article “Reasons why people had sex”, and here I can come up with some quite idiotic ones. The most embarrassing is probably “Because the guy was driving a Porche”. This was in my young and stupid days, before I became woman. Girls might turn on Porches and gorgeous guys but women turn on funny and intelligent men.
Well, the Porche guy adventure was a one night fun turned into long time collegial misery. I knew very well that one of my colleagues was very interested in the Porche guy, this might even have increased my eager to sleep with him (yes, girls can have that kind of sick tendencies). I didn’t want to tell her though; it was just the thought knowing that, hey, I have slept with the guy you like. But another colleague living just next door to mine couldn’t avoid seeing the Porche parked outside my apartment in the morning and three minutes later everybody at the office knew. The colleague in love with the Porche guy didn’t speak to me ever again.
Years have teached me many things and one experience wiser from the above story I can give this advice to every girl; If you are tired of your colleague’s endless yakety yak, have sex with her boyfriend / husband, and she will never bother talking to you again.
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