IQ test of the day after

1. How many bottles of champagne I managed to drink last night:

a) 50
b) 100
c) 150

2. When my hot date asked after the party if I would like to go and drink one more bottle of champagne at a nearby bar, in addition to the 50 bottles I already had had, I answered:

a) Hell no, gotta go home.
b) Okay.

3. How many aspirins are needed to cure today’s headache caused by 51 bottles of champagne:

a) 300
b) 600
c) 900

Before answering, please notice that if you get no correct answers, you are more stupid than Tennant the time-traveller. If you get one right, you are as stupid as TTT. If you get two right, you are slightly more intelligent than TTT.

If you get all the three answers right, you will be able to work at pharmacy.