For more than 20 years ago my Jewish boyfriend Frank was so anxious to see me that he forgot to fill gas on his car. On his way from Paris to Biarritz he ran out of gas, had to walk 1000 kilometers to the nearest gas station, but he made it, we got to spend 3 hours together before I had to leave the sweet life of the Bay of Biscay.For a month ago I was in Paris, and as always, my Jewish boy Olivier invited me out. This time he wanted to show me Paris by night, and yes, Paris by night was as wonderful as for 20 something years ago. But then, at 02.00 in the morning, my Jewish boy ran out of gas. “Well, fortunately you have a hybrid car, you can always drive on the battery, can't you?”
BUT THERE WAS NO ELECRTICITY LEFT EITHER! My Jewish boy is a man so there was no need for sister solidarity. I went back to my hotel, and gave him the pleasure of finding a taxi and a gas station that was open by himself. He got home 2 hours later.
What are the odds to run out of gas and electricity at once? Hey, let's make this even harder, what are the odds of running out of gas and electricity TWICE in one month?
My Jewish boy called me the other day and told that he again had run out of gas and electricity on his hybrid Prius. Gosh, I thought that he was a very intelligent young man, what on earth can be the reason that he keeps running out of gas and electricity while having a company Total card in his wallet?
For my Jewish boy I am the funniest girl he has ever known, maybe this is his attempt to be funny, too. Well, he succeeded, I laughed and called him funny. Or did I say ridicule?
