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The other day on the radio there was an interview with a children’s psychiatrist who had researched children’s suicides for 8 years. After the 8 years of researching she had come to a conclusion that the reason why children commit suicides is loneliness and bullying.

8 years!!!!!!!

I have just applied funding for a 7 year project “Why do people prefer to wear left foot shoe on left foot and right foot shoe on the right foot”.

More burka or How to get rid of your husband, part 2

Danes are again discussing some of the very essentials topics in the society; should we forbid the use of burka in public. I couldn't care less what people are wearing, but there is one thing that is interesting in the new legislation proposal. Anyone forcing someone to wear burka can risk up to 4 years of prison.

From tomorrow I will start wearing a burka and say that my husband forces me to wear it. As none of us is a Muslim, the Danes will be totally outraged. My husband will probably get a couple of extra years on top of the 4, see you in 2016, honey!